Boefie-speak/Boefie-isms

Airbrushing: (verb) Implicit action performed by a photographer after a photo shoot.

Apoplexy: (noun) The result of an unflattering guestimation of Age.

Appliances: (plural noun) Inventions for people who do not employ butlers.

Boefie-speak/Boefie-isms

Abstinence: (noun) Withholding certain promiscuities as punishment for serving anything but French Champagne.

Aerobics: (noun) An activity involving chocolate covered biscuits.

Age: (noun) State of mind dependent on the last visit to a plastic surgeon.