Kitchen: (noun) A nondescript and generally useless room in any given house. I went there once. It was interesting. Also see Appliances.
Low profile: (noun) A pose that refers to the tilting of the head during a photo shoot.
Mathematics: (noun) What you do when you take your birth date and subtract it from your age, no, when you take today’s date and add it to your current age, no, oh, fuck, maths is hard…
Middle-age: (noun) An obscure concept one will find in Pandora’s box with all the other evils of life.
Networking: (verb) Synonymous with socialising.
